Roads are for Cars

ROADS ARE FOR CARS!!!!!!!

Roads are for transportation. They might be engineered to carry cars and other heavy vehicles, but fundamentally roads are for transportation.

You really thing the Romans started building roads way back in 312 B.C. because you were going to buy a Tesla in 2017.  Puh-leaze.  *giggles* You're so vain

You're so vain
You probably think this road is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this road is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Now, where was I - Oh yes, roads are for transportation.  The first major Roman road was constructed in 312 B.C....312 B.C.  Holy Smokes!  Dem Thar Romans were smart!

*SCRITCH* Not so fast homie!  They were smart, but the Romans were late comers to the game.

The first simple two-wheeled carts appeared around 3000 B.C. - take your shoes off if it helps you to count back that far.....I'll just wait over here with the cookies and beer.